Vegetarian Stuffed Baked Potatoes

Vegetarian Stuffed Baked Potatoes

Really, the conglomeration of ingredients in these vegetarian stuffed baked potatoes could rid us of world hunger, or kill us trying. With fillings galore, this vegetarian dish ironically caused me to have a glorious and fortuitous heart attack. After my heart attack, I reincarnated as a cat, seeking vengeance in the pet food industry. The prior plague that plaqued my blood vessels was cured, and my veterinarian hooked me up to some tasty natural pet food morsels. Dumbfounded by my luck, my diet regressed when I became fascinated with licking the fuzz off of toilet paper, and catching cockroaches on the kitchen floor. As a cat who is a bit hard to interpret, I suffer from a language barrier, that of which I blame on the fall of the tower of babel. I heard that Babelfish was a good language translation website back in the day, but I would rather eat a fish than try to participate in a one and one conversation with that particular bubbling googly eyed airhead. As a God of my own reality, my feline flaws can really stir up some non-existent emotions. Emotions, feelings, giving up, fitting in. Right now a paw to the face says it all. Does not caring mean I have sociopathic tendencies, or is this characteristic more of a primal instinct influenced by the precious kitty cat society? Bright eyed and bushy tailed is no longer for the weak. As a Sun worshipper, basking in the holiest of “death rays” all day everyday, I seek forgiveness from the Sun God for proving to be a double standard to my natural upbringing, the Cat-holic faith. Perhaps seeking a polytheistic religious...
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